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Non-edible but also non-perishable.

Buy our things so we can buy beer.

But just kidding. Most of this stuff we sell at cost AKA what we pay to have it made. All items are available for pickup in our studio if you don't want to wait for shipping. We run out of hoodies a lot, so there generally will be a little bit of shipping wait. Thanks to the bros over at Relentless Merch for their constant attention to quality.